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Louis CK is one of my favorite comedians for a reason- he may be balding, have kids, and not be in school, but for some reason I can really relate to everything he says. Here’s a clip that every spoiled suburban kid needs to see (or more like understand). I’ll even admit it- sometimes I don’t appreciate how convenient it is to get entertained or look up information. Work that took HOURS to do in the 90’s takes SECONDS today. THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT!

I was a 90’s baby, so I remember when downloading a (1) song took 10 minutes on dial up! And movies….well, let’s just say this site wouldn’t have been possible 10 years ago. I hate to admit it, but most people my age just don’t appreciate how fucking good the world really is today. The internet/technology has DRASTICALLY made just about everything easier. But for some reason people are still unhappy.

Dammit! Sometimes I’m ashamed of my generation. If you’re still reading this just know I’m not talking about you….I think.

LOL, this girl really needs to quit band before she dies of excitement. I used to be in band in middle school but then I smartened up and realized that playing/practicing other people’s music for hours every week wasn’t something I wanted to do anymore.

If you see one George Carlin special, make sure it’s this. This is a re-cap of his career that was done in 1997 and hosted by Jon Stewart. Clips of some of Carlin’s most legendary performances can be seen in this special.

This is the coolest 8-year old in the world! She kinda reminds me of my little sister actually. This video touches on a BUNCH of subjects including violent video games, rap music, religion, and conservative politics. If the whole world just thought like this little girl, we’d all get along a lot better.

So, I saw the Hangover about a week ago and I couldn’t stop thinkin…where have I seen this before? Yeah, it was kinda funny, but it had a lot of stereotypes and unrealistic moments (like when they got handed tuxedos from some random van on the highway JUST in time for the wedding). Observe and Report was sooo much funnier, but it didn’t get nearly as much attention as The Hangover did. Anyways, I stumbled across this clip and hit hit me- The Hangover is a rip-off of Dude Where’s My Car!

I’m sure you’ve seen all those heart-warming public announcements for parents to talk to their kids about various things. Well, this parody is an answer to those ads.

Dane explains his first blow job he got. Funny as fuck if you ask me. I’m still jealous though.

Well, I finally got stoned for the first time this past weekend (ate it through a brownie, I’ve never smoked it). I’ve been “high” before I guess, but that was when I was way younger (15) and just gave into peer pressure. For years after that experience I didn’t touch the stuff because I was one of those stupid kids that actually believed all the government propaganda about weed (watch the movie The Biz Behind Getting High here). Lol, now I just laugh at those anti-drug commercials.
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A classic interview where Dave tells kids to smoke pot and Chris explains the ills of elevators. Some people think that they were high or drunk during this interview, I on the other hand, think that this is just they way they normally were during interviews LOL.

This interview explains why I love this band so much. The lady has NO IDEA wtf they are saying and she just goes with it. I especially like the part around the 3:00 mark when Tom explains that people who are in bands that say “the don’t care” how successful they are are full of shit.